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Calli · Apr 18, 2008, 12:41 PM // 12:41

Can't sleep, noticed your thread at the top while snooping around, don't even usually look at threads in Giveaway section, but decided to check it out. Plenty of hits already I see.

Could put that Mursaat Hornbow to good use, but not going to spam your thread.

Enjoy life away from GW, wish I could say that I was able to walk away from it... I'm an addict.

Anyway, wish you the best.

High Centurion · Apr 18, 2008, 02:34 PM // 14:34

Im not after the spear but id settle with some cash or ectos

. I hope you will be happy wherever you go, ppl on gw will miss guys like you

.

Lez start with vid : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBA0SKmQy8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZO-GBWWcDA

Images r attached, thank you

<--IGN

Horus Moonlight · Apr 18, 2008, 02:47 PM // 14:47

I wouldn't mind getting that golden phoenix blade or amethyst aegis.

[Insert epic post here]

Now gimme my Voltaic spear!

lapetiteprincess · Apr 18, 2008, 03:04 PM // 15:04

Have you met the girl with the flute?
If you're like me, you'll think she's cute.
I really want to buy her;
She's all that I adore.
But I need several plat,
Or a few ecto more.
Would you aid me in this endeavour of mine?
Gwen and I will be thankful for all time!

-La Petite Princess

thor thunder · Apr 18, 2008, 03:10 PM // 15:10

GT- Thor Thrangil
ya il take that phoniex blade or anything else you got good =D

Rahnee The She Wolf · Apr 18, 2008, 03:16 PM // 15:16

ectos please and in name game is Leetah Moonshade, Rahnee The She Wolf also

Thenme · Apr 18, 2008, 04:00 PM // 16:00

some funny facts:

1.Maple story is the most played game in the world
2.bill gates is the second in the richest persons in the world his partner is the first but almost no one heard of him
3. in Alabama there is a law against tieing something on your eyes while driving
4.it found in a research that contraceptive pill effect gorillas to
5.gaile grey didn't realy left arena net and the frog can still be found at her normal place at lion arch
6. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
...Or so tv tells me
7.Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!
8.A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
9.Roughly a quarter of the worlds people live in China.
PNG Cristina Banderas

Muderer · Apr 18, 2008, 04:15 PM // 16:15

Hey

Sorry to hear that u've got boreed of the game.
Very kind of you to give out all this stuff

Very generous

Newaiiz onto the 'funny' stuff :P

Well i've seen a few videos... make me laugh everytime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fF4or8X7is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOnMJsoufjY

I've got a few jokes aswell

Hope you like XD

Coke machine

It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.

And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!"

And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"

Snooping

Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.

The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter's room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!"

"It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!"

"Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and you'll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms!"

I didn't even know that she had a penis!

LMAO

these are sum of the things which make me laught wen im bored
Newaiiz i don't mind what i get... but the volatic spear would be amazing lolz jk
Give it to who you think deserves it best

Enjoy Life

Thx, Martin

IGN : Martin Owns Ele

Meteor Shower · Apr 18, 2008, 04:26 PM // 16:26

Here.. ive got a few blonde jokes to make you laugh
No offense to all the blondes out there btw

Driving

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.

The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

Scales

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.

"That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

Television

A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, "How much is this TV?"

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

Neway here are a few of my favourite XD
Hope i made you laugh

I dont mind what i get but that volatic and amythest aegis look nice

I wish you good luck in future life

IGN <--- Adam The Luminary

juniormaister · Apr 18, 2008, 04:28 PM // 16:28

How could we PM u ingame if we don't know your IGN?

Not trying to make u laugh...

shooterek98989 · Apr 18, 2008, 04:45 PM // 16:45

if you can me give any ectos i will be happy

thx

Hiru · Apr 18, 2008, 05:01 PM // 17:01

Hey bro. Im going mainly for the Voltaic Spear, if not I'd Like 8 Plat or 2 Ectos please ^^.
Cheers and thanks!

IGN: I Hiru I

Just my best images of my funny image collection. ^^

Now, some Jokes.
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WARNING, JOKE CONTAINS LANGUANGE INAPPROPRIATE FOR ANYONE YOUNGER THAN 18.

Magi and her mom are walking through the park, suddenly, they see two teens having *XxX* In a bench.

Magi: Mom what are those two doing?
Mom: Uhm.. err.. oh! they are making cakes sweety.

Later on, in the Zoo, the see two monkeys having "XxX" In a tree.

Magi: Mom whate are those two doing?
Mom: They are making cakes too sweety.

The next morning Magi approaches to her mom who is busy in the kitchen.

Magi: Mommy! I know it! You and daddy where making cakes yesturday! In the lounge sofa!

Her Mom, shocked answers: How do you know sweety? What are you talking about?

Magi: uhm, I liked the frosting of the Sofa"

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Before the joke, No offense to any blondes out there.

A blonde and a brunette meet at oposites sides of a lake, confused, the brunette says:
How did you get to the other side?
The Blonde answers:
I dont know, YOU are at the other side.

---------- O --------------------

No offense to blondes, again.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell, shes got a hand granade in her mouth!

-------- O ------------

Two guys walking through a park see a dog licking his balls.
One Guy says: Maaaaan I hope I could do that!
The other Guy answers: Really? I think i'd just pet him first...

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Some Yo Mama jokes (no offense to your moms!)

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends...

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911""

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says: EXPIRED.

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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

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It sucks your leaving bro, the GW Community needs players as generous and pro as you are, and most are leaving now =(. Anyways, Im sure you have good reasons to be leaving, and I respect your oppinion, good luck, and I (and im sure most here do) appreciate your generosity of this giveaway.
-Hiru

Now Now, I hope i get that spear.

Cheers again mate!

P.S: Out of due respect, I hope noone got offended by any jokes, and I apologize if anyone did, I did not mean to offend you by any means.

roosterkin123 · Apr 18, 2008, 05:05 PM // 17:05

I post some pictures from my LOL folder, in hope to win the ectos, plat or voltaic

imagine that whisking your milkshake every day

I hope you LOL'd your liver

ign=essence of despair

Ran out of names · Apr 18, 2008, 05:50 PM // 17:50

Can i have a pack of 2 ectos please? also good luck with whatever you do once you quit Guild Wars

IGN: Connor the Ruthless

King Of Twinkies · Apr 18, 2008, 06:05 PM // 18:05

Well I am sorry to here that some one is quitting Guild Wars. I am not really funny but I am nice. I dont really care what if I get anything but the thin i wanted the most (since I have never got one) is an ecto. Only one.
I hope whatever you decide to do next is as fun as Quild Wars used to be for you. Good luck.

Oh lol my IGN is King of Hogies

lol... kind of funny

cokecan77 · Apr 18, 2008, 06:15 PM // 18:15

I’d like to say congrats, I mean come on people, get up off your butts and give this guy a round of applause. No no no, not for being so kind for this impressive giveaway thread, his unheard of generosity to the community of Guild Wars as a whole, his tireless farming of items to just giveaway now that he is moving on. That’s not why………it’s because unlike the rest of us, he is actually able to move on. To ignore the cry of the computer, play me, it chants, play me, the beckoning of Guild Wars that has such a tight stranglehold on me and most of the others that are posting here. To finally be able to say ok that’s enough, its time to move on, Congratulations. I bow down to you MR. LEET (if that is your real name)………….. One day I will be there but that day is not today, no sir. I am not prepared to make such a move, I am not as strong as you, I need to suckle at the teat that is Guild Wars for some time to come. To feel its gentle caress, the warmth that its hold brings……its……….what…..Jora I’m busy……..no I’m not talking to Livia again…….I told you you’re my girl, or I’m yours,.. whatever…………..sorry I kind of slipped away there for a minute. Where was I, oh yes its warmth, ooooooooooh it’s warmth …if you haven’t figured it out yet, I got it bad.
But before it gets better it has to get worse, I know that, I’ve accepted that, and I am ready. My lips may say no, but my hips cry…..proceed.
I have a fever for Guild Wars, the likes of which you have never seen, and your thread, and more specifically your ectos are the presciption i need baby.......im not calling you baby, cuz your not a baby nor are you my baby or anyone elses baby its the ectos baby, my baby, give me my baby.....please why wont you give me my baby, i need my baby......come back down, settle down............breathe.
ok i can go on and on like this forever, i hope i have made it clear to you that i admire your ability to lay down your sword, hang up the bow, head to a surgeon to get your tatoos lasered off. Good luck to you in the future, and have fun in the next MMORPG you find yourself a part of, because as brave as you are now, and as strong as you think you are, you still are one of us and you will be back. Oh yes you will be back. Its in your Blood, and we shalll welcome you back with open arms and tears in our eyes, remembering the kindness you once showed us all.

exploiter · Apr 18, 2008, 06:41 PM // 18:41

Down with Lolcats.

gaff0057 · Apr 18, 2008, 06:48 PM // 18:48

Sorry to hear that your leaving GW. I hope that you can find your way to get GW2 when it comes out but IDK.

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This vid rocks and its to say goodbye from gw!! I dont mind what i get... What are you doing with the account? tonics plat ecto anything is fine!! Peace Man! Have a good one.

Drillago071 · Apr 18, 2008, 07:22 PM // 19:22

I just don't get how can you just STOP playing GuildWars. I respect your opinion but it's a very good game. What will you play now? World of Warcraft? Anyway, i would like Voltaic spear (like everyone else), but i dont think i'm the best, if not voltaic maybe Mursaat Honbow or just simply some ectos or plats. If not, I would like some tomes, no matter which ones. (sorry for so much items, but as you said, I just wanna make sure I'll get sumtin

)

LoooL... enough. So good luck in WoW, or anything ur gonna play next. And gimme somethin pleeeaseee.

Thanks, Ivan

My IGN : Slayerzan Ivan

陰影 · Apr 18, 2008, 07:51 PM // 19:51

if they arent taken i would like the Golden Pheonix Blade, Storm Bow, or Amethyst Aegis
pwease :P
ign: wheee look at me

if their all taken, ecto or plat or an elite monk tome would be nice :/
thanks
we'll miss u >_<